Just saw this in a magazine,made me laugh out loud.
1.The dog is not allowed in the new caravan.She can stay in the awning while we're away.
2.Okay,the dog is allowed in the caravan but not on the seats.
3.Okay,the dog can lie on the seats,but only on her blanket.
4.Well her blanket is a bit worn-she can go on the seats untill she has a new one.
5.She has a new blanket,but she is not allowed on the new fixed bed.
6.Okay,she can get on the bed,on her blanket, but only during the day.
7.Okay,we are winter caravanning,so she can keep our feet warm for one night.
8.Well the feet were a good idea,but she is not to creep up between us.
9.Okay, now she is stretching,one of us will have to debunk to the single divan at the other end of the caravan.
10.From now on,all people will have to ask the dog for permission to use the caravan.
Mazz
