My German Shepherd Forum

Go Back   My German Shepherd Forum > Members Corner > Fun Stuff
Home Register FAQ Calendar Arcade Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Fun Stuff Humor episodes, jokes, anecdotes. Things that make you smile.

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
  #1  
Old 03-02-11, 01:42 PM
PuppyLove's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Sep 2009
Posts: 1,045
PuppyLove is on a distinguished road
One Man And His Dog

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.


When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as
he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side


When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"


"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.


"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.


"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up."


The man gestured, and the gate began to open.


"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the traveler asked.


"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."


The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.


After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.


As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.


"Excuse me!" he called to the man. "Do you have any water?"


"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in."


"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.


"There should be a bowl by the pump."


They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.


The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.


When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.


"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.


"This is Heaven," he answered.


"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."


"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell."


"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"


"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind."
__________________
PitaPata Dog tickers


PitaPata Dog tickers

German Shepherd's are like chocolate's you can never just have one!!!
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #2  
Old 03-02-11, 01:55 PM
Anni
Guest
 

Posts: n/a
Aww... i like that
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old 03-02-11, 02:12 PM
Zak's Avatar
Zak Zak is offline
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Nov 2010
Posts: 1,201
Zak has much to be proud ofZak has much to be proud ofZak has much to be proud of
LOL quality. Nice one
__________________
Rich & Zak
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old 03-02-11, 03:14 PM
lauraburns's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Builth Wells
Posts: 2,713
lauraburns is on a distinguished road
Awww, how lovely!!!!
__________________
PitaPata - Personal picturePitaPata Dog tickers

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old 03-02-11, 03:57 PM
Mazz's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Middle England
Posts: 2,121
Mazz is on a distinguished road
That was beautiful, it brought a lump to my throat and a tear to my eyes. that is MY heaven.
Mazz
__________________
Mazz, Jazmin's Mum
"Until we meet all our 'Friends' at Rainbow Bridge"......

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #6  
Old 03-02-11, 04:11 PM
Stuart's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: 50 miles west of Fort William, Scottish Highlands
Posts: 8,532
Stuart has much to be proud ofStuart has much to be proud ofStuart has much to be proud of
I would have pinch a couple of gold cobbles on my way out though
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #7  
Old 03-02-11, 04:15 PM
Mazz's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Middle England
Posts: 2,121
Mazz is on a distinguished road
Now if you did that Stuart,you know you couldn't go in, be good and go with the dog.
Mazz
__________________
Mazz, Jazmin's Mum
"Until we meet all our 'Friends' at Rainbow Bridge"......

Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
  #8  
Old 03-02-11, 06:13 PM
Bonniesmummy's Avatar
Senior Member
 

Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Glasgow
Posts: 4,088
Bonniesmummy is a jewel in the rough
Awwwww how sweet x
__________________
Audrey x


PitaPata Dog tickers
PitaPata Dog tickers
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT +0. The time now is 07:16 AM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2012, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
© 2006/2012 MyGermanShepherd.co.uk
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.3.0