Dogs

[Alakys]

I nicked this off my aunts facebook page-

Dogs aren't just for Christmas or even the wife,
I think they were sent to ruin my life.
You can't go abroad, just down the park,
There quiet all day and noisy when its dark.
A passer by gets a bark and a stare,
Then they wake you at night, when there's nobody there.
You walk em around and they won't bloody sit,
you can walk for an hour and they won't do a shit.
When you get home and walk in the door,
Its straight in the kitchen and he shits on floor.
You smack him on the ass, and then you feel bad,
Then the wife says, "rrr look he's saying sorry to dad".
He walks up beside you and he's finally sat,
With a look on his face like "SORRY ABOUT THAT".
You clean up the mess, with a mutter and a moan,
And the wife says your nasty "leave him alone".
My poor little boy and she give's him a treat,
and he looks so smug sat at her feet.
"I don't get it" I say under my breath,
If I shit on the floor it would have ended in DEATH......