Putting a smil on your face :)

[GobbySchäferhund]

Rite people, my personal opinion is that the forum has not been as happy as it usually is so:

I do know that everyone knows a joke or 2, so please be respectfull of others and post your jokes ere.

Im not going to start it off im just gna sit back and laugh @ everybody elses jokes.

Lets get posting people

[GobbySchäferhund]

:c onfused_smile:

[wildmoor]

sorry Liam not been in long, had a crap day with a major incident

[wolfman]

Ok, hope this one helps everyone..Now laugh damn it!

"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week." "That's very fair, your honor." the husband said "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself!".

[Tedsmum]

Man walks into a pub with a jelly in one ear and custard in the other.
The bar tender asked him why he had such things in his ears and the man replied







"you will have to speak up, I am a trifle deaf".
BOOM BOOM!

[LucyA]

Wow Gill that one is truly awful lol!

Errrrrrmmmmm

Man is in a cafe eating an all day breakfast, he is telling the waitress, "my life is dreadful right now, my wife just left me for another man, I've lost my job and now I have no idea how to pay my mortgage"
"oh dear," the waitress replied, "would you like another sausage?"
"no thanks love, I've got enough on my plate"

[GobbySchäferhund]

Couple in bed, The wife is trying to sleep and hubby is reading a book.Every so often, hubby puts his hand under the sheets and slowly runs a finger along her *****. Wife takes her nightie off and starts to get a bit frisky and hubby says " Not tonight love im trying to read" Wife shouts why the heck did you start with the forplay then, his reply was " I was just wetting my finger love to turn the pages..

I know a bit rude but hey we are all adults.

Pam i hope everything is OK!

[wolfman]

This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.

The bartender says, hay buddy whats your hurry?

The man says, if you had what I have you would do the same thing.

The bartender backs up and says what do you have?

The man says, about 75 cents!

[GobbySchäferhund]

Originally Posted by wolfman

This guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to line up 10 glasses and start filling them up with beer. So the bartender starts filling the glasses up with beer, and the man is right behind him drinking them straight down.

The bartender says, hay buddy whats your hurry?

The man says, if you had what I have you would do the same thing.

The bartender backs up and says what do you have?

The man says, about 75 cents!

[Tedsmum]

A man goes into a fish and chip shop and says "Cod and chips twice"
The man behind the counter says "I heard you the first time".