Signs that may lead to misunderstanding

[gloriab]

IN A RESTROOM:
toilet out of order. please use floor below

IN A LAUNDROMAT:
automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out

IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE:
bargain basement upstairs

IN AN OFFICE:
would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken

OUTSIDE A SECONDHAND SHOP:
we exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines, etc. why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

NOTICE IN HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW:
closed due to illness

SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK:
elephants please stay in your car

SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE:
for anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the 1st floor - have a look

NOTICE IN A FARMER'S FIELD:
the farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET:
if you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons

ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR:
we can repair anything. (please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)


anyone have any more ????

[zetstaff]

There's a deaf club round the corner from my office + a man was delivering some stuff one day. He was ringing the bell + it just cracked me up

So off I tottered to the shop, came back about 10 mins later + he's still ringing the bell

So I pointed to the BIG sign that said 'Deaf Club' + collapsed in a heap howling

He just had to laugh

[gloriab]

Originally Posted by zetstaff

There's a deaf club round the corner from my office + a man was delivering some stuff one day. He was ringing the bell + it just cracked me up

So off I tottered to the shop, came back about 10 mins later + he's still ringing the bell

So I pointed to the BIG sign that said 'Deaf Club' + collapsed in a heap howling

He just had to laugh

easy done eh

[Otto 's Mutter]

class

Local papers are good for typos, this made me laugh...

ASS. BISCUITS HALF PRICE

[Heather]

[zetstaff]

Originally Posted by Anni

Local papers are good for typos, this made me laugh...

ASS. BISCUITS HALF PRICE

[lauraburns]

Crisps- You could be a winner, no purchase necessary- details inside.

Frozen Dinner- Serving suggestion-defrost.

On Tesco desert- Do not turn upside down (written on the bottom of the box)

M&S pudding- Product will be hot after heating.

Rowenta Iron- Do not iron clothes on body.

Nytol sleep aid- May cause drowsiness.

On Korean kitchen knife- Warning, keep out of children.

On Christmas lights- For indoor or outdoor use only.

Sainsbury's peanuts- Warning, may contain nuts.

On Airline packet of nuts- Instructions-open packet, eat nuts.

On a heat gun paint stripper - Warning do not use to dry hair.

On a bottle of water - Suitable for vegetarians.

Typo on advert for physiotherapy clinic - Relive your pain.

[gloriab]

some really funny ones