Dirty Minds ;)

Bonniesmummy · #1 16-04-11, 07:11 PM

So it was suggested to start a 'dirty minds' thread and no-one has yet so I have

as I have a really dirty mind

....sometimes!

So ill start with some pics

Bonniesmummy · #2 16-04-11, 07:12 PM

.....and some dirty jokes

What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

A. Coconut!

What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

A. Bubblegum!

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

A. Tent!

A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

A. Wedding ring!

I come in many sizes. Sometimes, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

A. Nose!

What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it, you have to use your hand?

A. Fork!

What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

A. Heart!

wolfman · #3 16-04-11, 07:20 PM

Yup...

It's official Audrey...you have a dirty mind.

Beki · #4 16-04-11, 07:33 PM

Ha totally on my wave length lol xx

Overlook · #5 16-04-11, 07:44 PM

BEKI!! LOL I was gonna say didn't say know you were so naughty but then thought again

wolfman · #6 16-04-11, 07:53 PM

I've known some nice naughty girls...

Bonniesmummy · #7 16-04-11, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfman

I've known some nice naughty girls...

gloriab · #8 18-04-11, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bonniesmummy

So it was suggested to start a 'dirty minds' thread and no-one has yet so I have

as I have a really dirty mind

....sometimes!

So ill start with some pics

so you have

gloriab · #9 18-04-11, 11:01 AM

DIRTY MIND TEST
Do YOU have a truly dirty mind ?????

Take a look at the picture first...

So, what did you see?

Now proceed and read below to find an explanation of what you really saw.

Research has shown that young children cannot identify the intimate couple because they do not have prior memory associated with such scenario.

What they will see are the nine dolphins.

Additional note: This is a test to determine if you already have a corrupted mind.

If it's hard for you to find the dolphins, your mind is indeed corrupted.
Did you pass Audrey ??

Caryll · #10 18-04-11, 11:18 AM

I can't see any blasted dolphins at all! What does that make my mind?