Not Hanging Wright

wolfman · #1 25-04-11, 11:05 AM

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? ....Where have you been? ...Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it". And on and on and on it went.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up stairs and give him the good news. As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

TandCs · #2 25-04-11, 11:17 AM

laughter lines are fab!

Tracy

#3 25-04-11, 11:31 AM

zetstaff · #4 25-04-11, 11:51 AM

zetstaff · #5 25-04-11, 11:59 AM

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and
we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner
peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished
and ... before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a
pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res
of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.

Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr paece.

GV9297 · #6 25-04-11, 12:04 PM

At both posts!

wolfman · #7 25-04-11, 01:07 PM

Feeling great huh Tracey??

zetstaff · #8 25-04-11, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfman

Feeling great huh Tracey??

yesh hic

wolfman · #9 25-04-11, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zetstaff

yesh hic

Mazz · #10 25-04-11, 04:08 PM

To both, very funny.
Mazz