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#1
07-05-11, 04:23 PM
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Comedy effluent - get rid of it here!
Unfunny jokes anyone?
 I'll start... Beyonce has just found out that Roy Castle was her real father. However, she has decided she won't be using his surname.     
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#3
07-05-11, 04:31 PM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
No idea 
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Tracey  Proudly owned by: Zetstaff Blue Demon (Boris) Crimsonstaffs Dream Girl (Tilly) Tugga the Bugga (Tuggs) Dympner Great Chart (Buster) - RIP big boy xxx 
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#4
07-05-11, 04:37 PM
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*groan*
A Royal Wedding, 4 days off, Man Utd losing and Osama Bin Laden being killed. Carlsberg don't do bank holidays.. but they thought f*ck it, we'll do this one.
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#6
07-05-11, 04:51 PM
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Quote:
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 Gail & Diesel "A dog judges others not by creed, colour, class or standing but by who they are inside. What matters is your heart, give him yours and he will give you his"
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#7
07-05-11, 05:09 PM
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Quote:
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Tracey Proudly owned by: Zetstaff Blue Demon (Boris) Crimsonstaffs Dream Girl (Tilly) Tugga the Bugga (Tuggs) Dympner Great Chart (Buster) - RIP big boy xxx
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#8
07-05-11, 05:15 PM
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A white horse walks into a bar + asks for a whisky.
Barman says 'actually we have a whisky named after you' The horse says 'what Eric ?'
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Tracey Proudly owned by: Zetstaff Blue Demon (Boris) Crimsonstaffs Dream Girl (Tilly) Tugga the Bugga (Tuggs) Dympner Great Chart (Buster) - RIP big boy xxx
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#9
07-05-11, 05:22 PM
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Ive been offered four halves of venison for £20 do you think thats two dear?
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 Mommy to Sully Monster but tormented by Hell BoyEverything happens for a reason, we are never given anything we cant cope with If it was meant to be it wont pass you buy. If it passes you by it wasnt meant to be 
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#10
07-05-11, 05:26 PM
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A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.
The waitress, taking an order at another table a few paces away, couldn't help but notice the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, yet the woman dining across from him appeared unconcerned. The waitress continued to watch as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. Once the waitress had finished taking the order, she walked over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "No he didn't. My husband just walked in the door."
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