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a fellow gets home from pub at midnight and staggers to bed leaving all the lights on, an hour or so later he is woken by a knock on the door,who the hells this at this time he mutters to himself as he goes to open the door, where he finds a young bloke , what the hell do you want at this hour, to which he replied I really need a push and there was only your house lit up.
Wait there till I get dressed then, he opened the door a few minutes later
and shouted hello where are you? back came the reply I AM OVER HERE ON THE SWINGS. ha ha hee hee funny that one
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