|
Why a Dog is Better Than a Woman
Why a Dog is Better Than a Woman
A dog's parents never visit you. A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor. A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink. A dog never expects you to phone. A dog will not get mad if you forget its birthday. A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life. A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog. A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day. The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you. A dog does not shop.
|