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Old 22-05-11, 08:01 PM
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Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do ……. to live without fear and to forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.


oooooops ..........

No ......... wait......... OMG .........sorry...........
I'm thinking of wine.

.......... It’s wine that does all that.


xxx

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Old 22-05-11, 08:08 PM
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Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do ……. to live without fear and to forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most
intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.


oooooops ..........

No ......... wait......... OMG .........sorry...........
I'm thinking of wine.

.......... It’s wine that does all that.


xxx

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Old 22-05-11, 09:01 PM
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Old 22-05-11, 09:18 PM
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I knew there was a reason I liked wine better than my oh..............
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Old 22-05-11, 09:36 PM
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That's why we usually find you like this when we get home from work..

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Old 22-05-11, 10:08 PM
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Man is a woman's best friend.

He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.

He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do ……. to live without fear and to forget regret.

He will enable her to express her deepest emotions and give in to her most intimate desires.

He will make sure she always feels that she's the most beautiful woman in the room and will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.


oooooops ..........

No ......... wait......... OMG .........sorry...........
I'm thinking of wine.

.......... It’s wine that does all that.


xxx

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Old 23-05-11, 06:08 AM
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Old 30-05-11, 11:44 AM
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Soooo true!!! Xx
Sure is .....

A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband
She quietly says: "I love you."

He turns to her and asks, "Is that really you talking ….. or is it the wine ..... cos you have had a few?"

She replies, "It's me............. but I’m talking to the wine."


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