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Old 27-05-11, 06:41 PM
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Old 27-05-11, 06:44 PM
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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing. He asked a nearby trainer, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
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Old 27-05-11, 07:16 PM
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I saw a woman (not in great shape) in my gym wearing a 'Guess' designer sweatshirt. So I went up to her and said, 'Thyroid problem?'
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Old 27-05-11, 10:00 PM
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Old 27-05-11, 10:29 PM
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Old 28-05-11, 07:34 AM
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