Embarassing moments

Some great embarrassing moments on here ! Had a good old chuckle so needed a laugh cheers guys! If there are anymore feel free to tell all . We won't tell lol

Catriona xx

Originally Posted by Angie

oooo, got lots, but not many I can tell anybody about I once went out for a nght on the town, in a really posh bar I looked down at my feet and realised I was wearing a blue shoe and a black patent one! Both of them exactly the same style but different colours

Do tell give us a laugh!

Catriona xx

Originally Posted by LOVEGSD

This is a great idea for a thread.

The older members will remember this story when it happened.....

I took Diesel to our local park one afternoon and there is a man who's a few sandwichs short of a picnic shall we say and he tends to stare at all dogs. Anyway Diesel spotted him stood in the middle of the field, wearing some brown trousers, and he was staring at him next thing Diesel started heading towards him sniffing the ground, he reached the man who stood totally still, Diesel sniffed his trousers, I called him to come back and the next thing Diesel cocks his leg and pees up his leg I was horrified and Deez came trotting back over all pleased with himself. The man just looked down at his trousers, looked at me, I apologised profusely and was bright red with embarrassment. I leaded Diesel and got the hell away from there I still see this man and now he strokes Diesel....

Diesel has never ever peed on anyone before and hasn't since so I can only think that this man had some pee on his trousers in the first place

OOPS!LOL

Catriona xx

Originally Posted by hippychickuk

when i was in hospital after having my first child, i asked the lady in the bed next to me when her baby was due... she replied, 'i already had my baby 2 days ago'.. ooooooppps

OH DEAR!LOL

Catriona xx

Right heres another one!
When I was young and so smitten with a boy , ya remember that feeling when you can,t sleep , eat, just want to see them WELL I jumped at the chance of taking the dog out for his last walk of the night as I could sneak a peek of this boy. I was behind his house throwing a few stones at his bedroom window trying to get him to appear and see me and pretend I just kinda was passing . WELL he did not answer so I threw a bigger stone and smashed the bloody window. I hid behind the bins with my dog who would not stop barking as this spooked him! Next minute the whole neighbourhood was out and I had to explain myself AND pay for the window . Needless to say I never got the boy but did get the bill! This was embarassing when I had to tell the parents lol

Catriona xx

[kelpiemad]

I love this

[Mazz]

A few years ago we were invited to our friends daughters wedding reception
It was very close to home so we walked there
It was icy under foot.
I dont drink.
Although that night I had 4 yes I said 4 ciders, Bazz likes a drink so he had ?????? many.
When it was near the end of the evening, we decided again to walk, only 10 mins away.
We were having a laugh and being a bit silly, as you do.
Bazz and I got to the footpath that cut across a grass bank.
I took the path, Bazz silly nit ran down the grass bank, well rolled.
I went dirty guts, he was filthy, I went into a strop.
I started to rush in front. Bazz was saying " wait for me Mazz, I've hurt my arm"
So I stopped and turned around, just as I turned Bazz grand slamed me to the floor ( in ran straight into me as I'd stopped)
My face hit the floor and I nearly inpailed Bazz on my brolly.
My God we were so lucky we didn't kill each other in the fall.
Bazz smashed my side tooth, cost £750 and Bazz broke his shoulder.
Our friend came to see if we enjoyed the party.
I opened the door with a gappy mouth and a black eye, and Bazz had a sling on his arm.
We looked like we'd gone home from the party and had a fight.
Very embarrassing as most of our friend were at the party and saw us leave arm in arm being silly.
Mazz

Originally Posted by Mazz

A few years ago we were invited to our friends daughters wedding reception
It was very close to home so we walked there
It was icy under foot.
I dont drink.
Although that night I had 4 yes I said 4 ciders, Bazz likes a drink so he had ?????? many.
When it was near the end of the evening, we decided again to walk, only 10 mins away.
We were having a laugh and being a bit silly, as you do.
Bazz and I got to the footpath that cut across a grass bank.
I took the path, Bazz silly nit ran down the grass bank, well rolled.
I went dirty guts, he was filthy, I went into a strop.
I started to rush in front. Bazz was saying " wait for me Mazz, I've hurt my arm"
So I stopped and turned around, just as I turned Bazz grand slamed me to the floor ( in ran straight into me as I'd stopped)
My face hit the floor and I nearly inpailed Bazz on my brolly.
My God we were so lucky we didn't kill each other in the fall.
Bazz smashed my side tooth, cost £750 and Bazz broke his shoulder.
Our friend came to see if we enjoyed the party.
I opened the door with a gappy mouth and a black eye, and Bazz had a sling on his arm.
We looked like we'd gone home from the party and had a fight.
Very embarrassing as most of our friend were at the party and saw us leave arm in arm being silly.
Mazz

OMG What a night! You will never forget that night in a hurry! Had a chuckle now . Now that you are both fighting fit lol

Catriona xx

Here's another one!
Many years ago I lived in high rise flats and after a shower headed for my room to get dressed . I was singing as you do ,well as I do after a shower getting dressed and HORROR! There were these workmen on one of these cradles carrying out maintenance staring in my 15th floor flat window. OMG I sh.. myself and dived down behind the bed and was terrified to move so I grabbed the duvet from the bed and ran like the clappers out the room. You just don't expect anyone to be pearing in your window at these heights. That was really embarassing lol

Catriona xx

[Mazz]

This story isn't mine but my lovely m-i-l's, who is no longer with us, God love her.
She had a little dog, that she loved soooooooo much.
She worked close to home, so at lunch times she would come home and walk her little dog (austraila terrier,she said it was.) around the lake close to home.
One lunch time she was walking home to fetch the dog, and she saw her running around the lake loose.
In sheer panic, she called her dog to her.
Luckly the dog ran straight into her arms.
She sweeped her up to rush home, to play holy hell with whoever let her out.
While she was rushing home she noticed a man following her, so she sped up.
Reaching her gate to man confronted her, saying that her dog was HIS.
The dog was licking my m-i-l and fussing her as she used to do.
She was NOT going to hand her dog to anyone.
The man now raising his voice said " madam that dog in your arms is mine, and I can prove it to you, just look at her face, she has only one eye"
Sure enough the dog did have one eye
Handing over the dog and apologizing profusley.
It was a big lake, so another route was sort.
Mazz