Embarassing moments

I have loads of embarassing moments so will start off with this one!

It was winter and ice was on every street pavement and road and I lived at the top of a very steep hill and the only way out was down this hill. My mum and myself ventured out trying our best to walk down this hill walking on the road holding onto every car mirror , bonnet etc to get to the bottom. There was an old man with the same idea as us only he was coming up this hill! As we were manouvering ourselves past each other I slipped and GRABBED HOLD OF this man and landed straight on top of him and slid all the way down this hill asthough he was a sledge! POOR MAN he had taken ages to climb this. I don't know who was more embarassed the man , me or my mum watching me do this. MIND YOU! I was embarassed looking up to see my mum on the ground ,tears streaming down her face laughing at us!
That's just one of mine for now! What's your embarassing moment? DARE TO TELL!

Catriona xx

[Mazz]

So so funny, made me laugh out loud.
Thank you for that.
Let me have a think, there are many.

Mazz

[LOVEGSD]

This is a great idea for a thread.

The older members will remember this story when it happened.....

I took Diesel to our local park one afternoon and there is a man who's a few sandwichs short of a picnic shall we say and he tends to stare at all dogs. Anyway Diesel spotted him stood in the middle of the field, wearing some brown trousers, and he was staring at him next thing Diesel started heading towards him sniffing the ground, he reached the man who stood totally still, Diesel sniffed his trousers, I called him to come back and the next thing Diesel cocks his leg and pees up his leg I was horrified and Deez came trotting back over all pleased with himself. The man just looked down at his trousers, looked at me, I apologised profusely and was bright red with embarrassment. I leaded Diesel and got the hell away from there I still see this man and now he strokes Diesel....

Diesel has never ever peed on anyone before and hasn't since so I can only think that this man had some pee on his trousers in the first place

[Angie]

oooo, got lots, but not many I can tell anybody about I once went out for a nght on the town, in a really posh bar I looked down at my feet and realised I was wearing a blue shoe and a black patent one! Both of them exactly the same style but different colours

[Angie]

Just thought of another I can share; I went to the local shops, put about half a dozen items of shopping on the roof of my car whilst I unlocked it, got in and drove off with all my shopping on the roof.......Never even realised until I'd got home. I did a similar thing a couple of weeks later when I picked my old dog up from my mums. I put his dinner dish, water dish and food bag on the roof of my car while I got him in and you've guessed it..............Drove away with the things still on the roof. This time I heard the clatter when I went around the first corner, stopped, dashed out, collected all the things strewn across the road and very sheepishly crawled back into my car hoping no-one had seen. To do it once is forgiveable, to do it twice is stupidity

At a dog walking social I was stood on top of a small hill with Remus on lead, chatting to a woman, waiting for people to arrive. Remus sat quietly behind me. Another woman arrives with her dog - not on lead - Remus goes to say hello to it, and pulls me down the hill.. combined head first and roly poly. I lose a welly in the process, and am covered in grass and mud. I used to do gymnastics but I don't know what that move would be!

Remus (again) stolen from Linda's harness thread. At a country game fair, I'd put gencons on Remus and Zee as I knew there would be lots of dogs, people about. We went into a marquee and it was really crowded, lots of people. Remus decided to try and prise the muzzle part of his gencon off by using the bum of a man standing next to me, literally rear-ending him! I didn't notice him doing it initially, but soon realised why this guy gave me a filthy look! I can laugh about it now, though!

[LOVEGSD]

These stories are so funny

Non-dog embarrassing moment in the dentists. Having a filling done and the dentist was chatting to me - you know how they do when you've a gob full of instruments !? Anyway she says 'Suck, Anni'.

Strange request I thought, so I sort of try and suck air in.. at which point she bursts out laughing. The dental nurse had the same name as me, and the dentist had asked her for the suction instrument.

ROFLMAO!Keep them coming don't hold back now let tears of laughter flow! I have sooo many and later I will when I have more time add some more! lol

Catriona xx

[emmaj]

I was at work one day and was commenting on how all the men in the office always seemed to be showing their pants at the top of their trousers to my colleague opposite. I then referred to a computer engineer who had been in earlier and said, "well at least the others wear them, the engineer didn't seem to be wearing any as half his arse was hanging out his trousers". About 30 seconds later he emerged from under my desk where he had been fitting an internet cable for the past half hour