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Old 16-07-11, 10:04 AM
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The Nun made a note, and placed it on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples..'


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Old 16-07-11, 10:15 AM
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Old 16-07-11, 10:47 AM
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Old 16-07-11, 11:35 AM
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Old 16-07-11, 11:45 AM
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A chap who was prescribed liquid Viagra reached out to his bedside cabinet to take his medicine before going to sleep. Not having his glasses on, he mistakenly picked up a bottle of Tippex instead, and drank that.

He woke up in the morning with a huge Correction !
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Old 16-07-11, 12:23 PM
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A chap who was prescribed liquid Viagra reached out to his bedside cabinet to take his medicine before going to sleep. Not having his glasses on, he mistakenly picked up a bottle of Tippex instead, and drank that.

He woke up in the morning with a huge Correction !
BRILLIANT!

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Old 16-07-11, 12:23 PM
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Old 16-07-11, 12:24 PM
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic primary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The Nun made a note, and placed it on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples..'




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