Life is Good

[wolfman]

RIGHT ON.....Ain't it the "truth" !!!!!!





It just hit me!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.

She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.

She visits the Dr. Once a year for her check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.

She lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. .

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.

She receives these accommodations absolutely free.

She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks,

My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.

[Caryll]

Oooooh! Very good!

[LOVEGSD]

[zetstaff]

I'm coming back as a dog in someone on here's house

[LOVEGSD]

Originally Posted by zetstaff

I'm coming back as a dog in someone on here's house

good idea

[zetstaff]

Originally Posted by LOVEGSD

good idea

Yours will do just fine xxx

[LOVEGSD]

Originally Posted by zetstaff

Yours will do just fine xxx

you would be welcome, you'll get to sleep on a memory foam mattress

[zetstaff]

Originally Posted by LOVEGSD

you would be welcome, you'll get to sleep on a memory foam mattress

I'll make sure I come back as a GSD

Do I get fish + mash for dinner? Please don't feed me raw or I'll puke on your bed

[Corasmum]

wasnt expecting the last line in that joke, that was funny!

[wolfman]

Originally Posted by zetstaff

I'm coming back as a dog in someone on here's house

Funny you should say that Tracey...I already had your house all picked out