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21-07-11, 06:47 PM
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Life is Good
RIGHT ON.....Ain't it the "truth" !!!!!!
It just hit me!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her.
She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her.
She visits the Dr. Once a year for her check-up, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this she pays nothing and nothing is required of her.
She lives in a nice neighbourhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. .
If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep.
She receives these accommodations absolutely free.
She is living like a Queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me in the head like a ton of bricks,
My dog must be an Illegal Immigrant.
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21-07-11, 07:16 PM
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Oooooh! Very good!
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22-07-11, 11:34 AM
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My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.
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22-07-11, 12:55 PM
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22-07-11, 12:57 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zetstaff
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  good idea
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22-07-11, 12:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LOVEGSD
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Yours will do just fine  xxx
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Dympner Great Chart (Buster) - RIP big boy xxx
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22-07-11, 12:58 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by zetstaff
Yours will do just fine  xxx
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   you would be welcome, you'll get to sleep on a memory foam mattress
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22-07-11, 01:02 PM
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Tugga the Bugga (Tuggs)
Dympner Great Chart (Buster) - RIP big boy xxx
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22-07-11, 01:09 PM
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wasnt expecting the last line in that joke, that was funny!
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22-07-11, 06:12 PM
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Quote:
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Funny you should say that Tracey...I already had your house all picked out 
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