The Twins

[wolfman]

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England !" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England ?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."

[LOVEGSD]

Thanks, this gave me a much needed laugh!

[Mazz]

Very good.

Mazz

[Tone C]

Joe has a broken leg. His buddy Mike comes over ask's :"How you doing Joe?"

Joe says" Do me a favor,me feet are cold,go upstairs and grab my slippers for me please."

Mike goes upstairs and sees Joe's very hot 18 year old twin daughters laying on their beds dressed in skimpy nighties...

He tell's them
"Your Dad sent me up here to have sex with the two of you at the same time."
One says " No way...Prove it!"

Mike shouts downstairs :"Both of them Joe?"

Joe yells back "Yea,what's the point of just fuckin one?..."

[LOVEGSD]