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joke of the day
a man says to his wife " if i win the lottery what wold you do".. she said " take half the money and leave you". "well" he said, "i won a tenner, heres a fiver, now clear off"" 
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SAMS MUM XX
YESTERDAYS HISTORY,TOMORROWS A MYSTERY, TODAY IS A GIFT FROM GOD, THAT IS WHY IT IS CALLED THE PRESENT..
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