Your Turn

[wolfman]

I farted in the pub the other day and this woman said,"How dare you do that in front of me"

I replied "Sorry madam, I didn't know it was your turn."

[Otto 's Mutter]

[zetstaff]

Three 90 year old biddies on Blackpool prom........

1st: 'Isn't it windy?????'

2nd: 'No dear I think it's Thursday....'

3rd: 'So am I dear let's have a cuppa tea'

Originally Posted by wolfman

I farted in the pub the other day and this woman said,"How dare you do that in front of me"

I replied "Sorry madam, I didn't know it was your turn."

PMSL!

Catriona xx

Originally Posted by zetstaff

Three 90 year old biddies on Blackpool prom........

1st: 'Isn't it windy?????'

2nd: 'No dear I think it's Thursday....'

3rd: 'So am I dear let's have a cuppa tea'

Catriona xx

[sams mum]

:la ugh:

[Tone C]

At a very posh ladies dinner party.The lady of the house farts very loudly and tries to cover up her social error by saying to the butler serving dinner:

"James,stop that!"

Butler: "Certainly madam,which way did it go..?"

[zetstaff]

Originally Posted by Tone C

At a very posh ladies dinner party.The lady of the house farts very loudly and tries to cover up her social error by saying to the butler serving dinner:

"James,stop that!"

Butler: "Certainly madam,which way did it go..?"

[Caryll]

This forum is always guaranteed to make me laugh!

[Mazz]

Good start to the day, thank you all.
Mazz