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Old 30-08-11, 10:29 PM
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Madman breaks into a house and ties up the wife, he jumps on the wife kisses her ear then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "satisfy him or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed you , just be strong darling". The wife replys " he didn't kiss me he whispered in my ear , that he's gay, horny and looking for the vaseline ". I told him it's in the bathroom". Lets see whos strong now darling!

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Old 30-08-11, 10:39 PM
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aaahhhaaaaa!!! i'm laughing so much i have tears streaming down my face!!

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Old 31-08-11, 09:35 AM
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aaahhhaaaaa!!! i'm laughing so much i have tears streaming down my face!!

I had a wee chuckle too he he

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Old 31-08-11, 11:14 AM
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Old 31-08-11, 11:19 AM
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Very funny, why hasnt Wolfey commented on this one...hmmm?
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Old 31-08-11, 12:02 PM
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Old 31-08-11, 12:30 PM
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That made my bum hurt..
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Old 31-08-11, 01:01 PM
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