Joke For Saturday

[zetstaff]

Little Annie goes up to her mum and says " Mummy can I take Millie out for a walk?" mum replies " I don't know love she's on heat." the little girl replies, " What's on heat?"
" Go ask your dad." comes the reply. So off she goes to ask her dad. " Daddy? I asked Mummy if I could take Millie out for a walk and she said that she's on heat. What's on Heat..............?"

The father, not wishing to reply and cause confusion. " If you want to take Millie out, you can only go once round the block, and then straight back! OK?" the little girl agrees with a beaming smile. So the father gets Millie's lead and a rag, which he dips into some petrol and rubs this over the rear of the bitch, explaining to Annie that this will make Millie go faster.

So off goes Annie with Millie leading the way.

The father returns to his chair, a couple of minutes pass and there's a knock at the door.
Annie walks in without the bitch in tow!



" Annie where's Millie?!"




" O' daddy don't worry, she ran out of petrol halfway round, so another dog is pushing her home!"

[Zak]

Muhahahahaahahahahahahaa

[Mazz]

Mazz

[wee rascal]

good one!

[alanneale]

Brilliant, lol

[TandCs]

laugh:

[Bonniesmummy]

: laugh:

LMAO!

Catriona xx

[Caryll]

Ooooh!

[Heather]