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16-09-11, 01:16 PM
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A Friday Joke .. The Burglar
Apologies if posted before but it made me chuckle .....
A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again, "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around, saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same kind of people who would name their German Shepherd Jesus
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16-09-11, 02:16 PM
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I have heard this before but it never stops being funny, I think this is brilliant!!!
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Lynn - Proud Mum to Diesel My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am. 
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16-09-11, 05:09 PM
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That's just spooky! I was thinking of that joke the other day!
I've heard it before, but with it being a Rottie called Jesus. Still great though
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16-09-11, 08:33 PM
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