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irish bus thieves.
i should take offence but had to laugh....
Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be
bothered to walk all the way home.'
'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last
bus home.'
'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate.
They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the
other keeps a look- out.
After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are you
doing? Have you not found one yet?'
'I can't find a No. 91'
'Oh Jeysus Christ, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the rounabout..
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Last edited by sams mum; 22-11-11 at 09:16 PM.
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