Funny dog quotes..

[raffaella]

Came across these today on the web...my favorite is number 7..


1. "Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend." - Corey Ford

2. "If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them." - Phil Pastoret

3. "The dog is a yes-animal, very popular with people who can't afford to keep a yes-man." - Robertson Davies

4. "A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk." - O.A. Battista

5. "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones

6. "Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear." - Dave Barry

7. "The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor." - Margo Kaufman

8. "Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other." - Robert Benchley

9. "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

10. "The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

11. "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater... suggest that he wear a tail." - Fran Lebowitz

12. "The nose of the bulldog has been slanted backwards so that he can breathe without letting go." - Winston Churchill

13. "Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives." - Sue Murphy

14. "From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog." - Mabel Louise Robinson

15. "In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." - Edward Hoagland