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Old 20-01-12, 11:15 AM
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An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."
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Old 20-01-12, 11:20 AM
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Old 20-01-12, 11:36 AM
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Old 20-01-12, 11:46 AM
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Old 20-01-12, 03:34 PM
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Old 20-01-12, 04:45 PM
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Its no wonder they say that the English language is the hardest in the word when it comes to learning to read and write it
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Old 20-01-12, 05:54 PM
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Its no wonder they say that the English language is the hardest in the word when it comes to learning to read and write it
They might say that Stuart but you try to learn Greek and tell me what you think!!
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Old 20-01-12, 05:55 PM
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They might say that Stuart but you try to learn Greek and tell me what you think!!
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Old 20-01-12, 05:58 PM
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Its the bit when they try to explain why the same word in greek has two completely different meanings depending on the inflection and vice versa.
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