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Old 20-08-2008, 01:39 PM
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omg it was you two that made me get a vision of that image


*lol so that image was not the ba boom to the joke.............oh I give up*
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Old 20-08-2008, 01:42 PM
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I think you''re reading into the joke a bit too much....it was purely that the chicken came before the egg...ba boom oh Jo you're so funny...I've had such a laugh at this!!
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Old 20-08-2008, 02:58 PM
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LOL it is not scientifically possible for the chicken to have come first .................... ......

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

In nature, living things evolve through changes in their DNA. In an animal like a chicken, DNA from a male sperm cell and a female ovum meet and combine to form a zygote -- the first Internetportal.com - Internetportal Resources and Information. of a new baby chicken. This first cell divides innumerable times to form all of the cells of the complete animal. In any animal, every cell contains exactly the same DNA, and that DNA comes from the zygote.
Chickens evolved from non-chickens through small changes caused by the mixing of male and female DNA or by mutations to the DNA that produced the zygote. These changes and mutations only have an effect at the point where a new zygote is created. That is, two non-chickens mated and the DNA in their new zygote contained the mutation(s) that produced the first true chicken. That one zygote cell divided to produce the first true chicken.
Prior to that first true chicken zygote, there were only non-chickens. The zygote cell is the only place where DNA mutations could produce a new animal, and the zygote cell is housed in the chicken's egg. So, the egg must have come first.

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PMSL....so now we know that the egg came first that joke's a crap one then
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PMSL....so now we know that the egg came first that joke's a crap one then
that made me lol...........I was just thinking the same, ok goes to find a better joke that maybe I will get
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Can't wait to see what the next joke will be
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omg how thick am I......................

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for the chicken to have a satisfied smile on his face and the egg irritated(obviously not satisfied)
what a bloody crap joke
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pmsl Tazman is so going to kill me


A Short Egg Joke?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ?
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water.
4) You have to come in a box with 5 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
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pmsl Tazman is so going to kill me


A Short Egg Joke?

What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ?
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water.
4) You have to come in a box with 5 other guys.
5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.
ROFL....great!!!
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Brilliant joke, but, do you get it?


As for the previous post describing chickens and eggs, there is absolutely nothing I can say about it, but it just destroyed the whole original joke , therefore, it was never even funny in the first place.

ROFL, this thread has made my week!
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