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Old 16-08-2008, 11:16 AM
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A subtle joke - think about it!!!!

A chicken and an egg were in bed together, the chicken was relaxing with a cigarette.
"well that answers THAT question!" remarked the chicken.










*I am still thinking............I don't get it*
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Old 16-08-2008, 06:34 PM
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Old 16-08-2008, 06:36 PM
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Joanne think about it, think of the question, what comes first, and I will smack your legs telling jokes like this
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Old 16-08-2008, 07:45 PM
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Joanne think about it, think of the question, what comes first, and I will smack your legs telling jokes like this

omg why lol..................Tazman I really do not get it
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Old 16-08-2008, 09:06 PM
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ok sort of been explained to me lol...........but if the egg came first why is the chicken smoking a cigarette..............surely the egg that came first would be smoking ...........................god I am in so much trouble lol

Did the chicken try it on with the egg...........no. chicken could not mate a egg already dropped and why would a chicken smoke a cigarette...............how could the chicken have sex with an egg.............sorry so do not get this one

Tazman please tell me what the joke is
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Old 17-08-2008, 12:18 AM
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ohhhhh i get it - took me 3 times or reading all the posts to get it though lol !
iremeber that joke about 2 parrots sittin gon a perch and 1 sniffs, and says can you smell fish? i kid you not i took 3 years for me to understand that one! and hubby creully never explained it to me - i had sleeplessnights over that one i can tell ya!!
i wish thats all i had sleepless nights over now lol
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Old 17-08-2008, 09:48 AM
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ok sort of been explained to me lol...........but if the egg came first why is the chicken smoking a cigarette..............surely the egg that came first would be smoking ...........................god I am in so much trouble lol

Did the chicken try it on with the egg...........no. chicken could not mate a egg already dropped and why would a chicken smoke a cigarette...............how could the chicken have sex with an egg.............sorry so do not get this one

Tazman please tell me what the joke is
ROFL....Joanne you're brilliant, this thread really made me laugh - maybe even more than the joke
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Old 17-08-2008, 05:21 PM
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pmsl please tell me you get it now!!!!!
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I so do not get this joke...............lol the f'ing joke was so on me


I DO NOT GET THIS JOKE
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I so do not get this joke...............lol the f'ing joke was so on me


I DO NOT GET THIS JOKE
ROFL....Ok, I'll try to explain....if you re-read it the chicken is smoking so clearly the chicken came before the egg
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