20 reason why you should call it a night

[GSDOWNER]

Sound familiar ?
> 20 Reasons why a Woman Should Call it a Night................
>
> 1. You have absolutely no idea where your bag is.
>
> 2. You truly believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling
> your bottom while yelling WOO-HOO is truly the sexiest dance move around.
>
> 3. You've suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly
> believe that you could do it too.
>
> 4. In your last trip to "pee" you realise you now look more like
> Lily Savage than the goddess you were just four hours ago.
>
> 5. You drop your 3:00 a.m. kebab on the floor (which you're eating
> even though you're not the least bit hungry), pick it up and carry on
> eating it.
>
> 6. You start crying and telling everyone you see that you love them
> sooooo much.
>
> 7. There are less than three hours before you're due to start work.
>
> 8. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.
>
> 9. The man you're flirting with used to be your biology teacher.
>
> 10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing
or
> dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
>
> 11. Your eyes just don't seem to want to stay open on their own so you
> decide to keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
>
> 12. you seem to think that its a really good idea to get your mates to
> push you down the street in a shopping trolley.
>
> 13. You yell at the bartender, who (you think) cheated you by
> giving you just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste
> the vodka.
>
> 14. You think you're in bed, but the pillow feels strangely like the
> kitchen floor.
>
> 15. You start every conversation with a booming, "DON'T take this theWRONG
> WAY but..."
>
> 16. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.
>
> 17. You're hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
>
> 18. You're soooo tired you just sit on the floor (wherever you happen
> to be standing) and take a quick nap.
>
> 19. You begin leaving the buttons open on your button fly pants to cut
down
> on the time you're in the bathroom away from your drink.
>
> 20. You take your shoes off because you really believe it's their fault
that
> you're having problems walking straight.
>

[GSDOWNER]

pmsl I can relate to too many of those

[zaclucy]

OMG, I thought it was just the start of the night when I felt like that!!!

Am I wrong? Must start going home earlier then