man in pub

[richardalan]

man walks into a pub ,stands by the bar and orders a drink,
turns and looks round the room and there is a dog laying in front of the fire licking his PRIVATES ,
man turns to barman and says cor wish i could do that
barman replies , give him a biscuit and he may let you .

[Heather]

[Overlook]

LOL, that was funny

[Tone C]

a man walks into a bar with a crocodile. the barman says get that out of here. the croc owner says ..no it's harmless ..watch this.
he then unzips his trousers , drops his pants and places his willy in the crocs mouths. He then picks up an ashtray and smashes it on the crocs head.
the croc stays still.
the barman says ok but i'm not convinced .
the owner says ok .."anyone else like a go"??
immediately a fruity looking guy runs from across the room and says..
"i'd love a go ..but i don't want to get hit over the head with the ashtray".....

[Grampac]

Originally Posted by Tone C

a man walks into a bar with a crocodile. the barman says get that out of here. the croc owner says ..no it's harmless ..watch this.
he then unzips his trousers , drops his pants and places his willy in the crocs mouths. He then picks up an ashtray and smashes it on the crocs head.
the croc stays still.
the barman says ok but i'm not convinced .
the owner says ok .."anyone else like a go"??
immediately a fruity looking guy runs from across the room and says..
"i'd love a go ..but i don't want to get hit over the head with the ashtray".....

Now that is funny!!!!!!!!

[Heather]

LMAO Tone

[Tone C]

Door to door salesman knocks on a door and an 11 year-old boy answers wearing high-heels, suspenders, a smoking jacket and drinking a huge glass of Courvoisier. The salesman says 'Are your Mum and Dad in?' The boys answers 'Does it f+cking look like it?'.

[Heather]

You're on a roll now lol

[Tone C]

I bought a flat opposite an abattoir. The view was offal.

[Tone C]

I went to a zoo yesterday but they only had one dog.

It was a Shih Tzu