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Old 26-11-09, 04:19 AM
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Close supervision is essential any time your puppy is not crated indoors (or confined to a small area covered with newspapers). It only takes a few seconds for your puppy to have a house soiling accident, so watch for signs that your puppy may need to eliminate, such as sniffing the floor, circling, or running out of sight suddenly.


A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used properly. For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews up something inappropriate or has a housebreaking accident.


Bring the dog over to the destroyed object (or mess),
then take the rolled-up newspaper...
and hit yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase,

"I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG, I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG!"

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Old 26-11-09, 07:25 AM
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Close supervision is essential any time your puppy is not crated indoors (or confined to a small area covered with newspapers). It only takes a few seconds for your puppy to have a house soiling accident, so watch for signs that your puppy may need to eliminate, such as sniffing the floor, circling, or running out of sight suddenly.


A rolled up newspaper can be an effective training tool when used properly. For instance, use the rolled-up newspaper if your dog chews up something inappropriate or has a housebreaking accident.


Bring the dog over to the destroyed object (or mess),
then take the rolled-up newspaper...
and hit yourself over the head as you repeat the phrase,

"I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG, I FORGOT TO WATCH MY DOG!"


: laugh:
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Old 26-11-09, 09:33 AM
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Old 26-11-09, 10:00 AM
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pmsl.....that had me in stitches!!
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I was starting to get worried, but then I was laughing.

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Old 26-11-09, 01:40 PM
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I started to get a little worried as well.
WOUND UP HAVING A GOOD CHUCKLE INSTEAD.
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nice one that had me going till i read the last bit
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