A few words from Fritzs To all forum Dogs!!

[Kira]

After your humans give you a bath, DON'T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets.
This is especially effective if it's just before your humans bedtime.

Act like a convicted criminal. When the humans come home, put your ears back, tail between your legs, chin down and act as if you have done something really bad. Then, watch as the humans frantically search the house for the damage they think you have caused. (Note: This only works when you have done absolutely nothing wrong.)

Let the humans teach you a brand new trick. Learn it perfectly. Then when the humans try to demonstrate it to someone else, stare blankly back at the humans. Pretend you have no idea what they're talking about.

Make your humans be patient. When you go outside to toilet, sniff around the entire garden as your humans wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT & wait wait wait wait WAIT .
YOU GET THE PICTURE
Act as if the spot you choose to toilet will ultimately decide the fate of the earth.

Draw attention to the human. When out for a walk always pick the busiest, most visible spot to toilet. Take your time and make sure everyone watches. This works particularly well if your humans have forgotten to bring a plastic bag failing that
Always make sure you have a dicky tum so there is no way in the world it can be cleaned up without the use of a bucket of water and a brush!!!Trust me I did this to my mum outside a busy shop and oddly enough she went a rather dashing shade of red!!!!!.




dont worry the human will still LOVE YA!!!

[angeldon]

Oh my, thanks for this - it's as miserable as sin outside but this made me wake up with a big smile xx

[JazzHarv]

All of those are SO true, especially the last one!!!! Harvey has that one down to a fine art!!!!

[richardalan]

who the hell told you about my two dogs

[Sully Monster]

Sully has one to add to that Carl

Make sure you that once you have picked the busiest place to toilet - Always make sure you have a dicky tum so there is no way in the world it can be cleaned up without the use of a bucket of water and a brush!!!Trust me I did this to my mum outside a busy shop and oddly enough she went a rather dashing shade of red!!!!!

[Kira]

Originally Posted by Sully Monster

Sully has one to add to that Carl

Make sure you that once you have picked the busiest place to toilet - Always make sure you have a dicky tum so there is no way in the world it can be cleaned up without the use of a bucket of water and a brush!!!Trust me I did this to my mum outside a busy shop and oddly enough she went a rather dashing shade of red!!!!!

added to lol


anyone else any input im sure we can think of loads!!

[maxandskye]

Originally Posted by Sully Monster

Sully has one to add to that Carl

Make sure you that once you have picked the busiest place to toilet - Always make sure you have a dicky tum so there is no way in the world it can be cleaned up without the use of a bucket of water and a brush!!!Trust me I did this to my mum outside a busy shop and oddly enough she went a rather dashing shade of red!!!!!

PMSL Tam, why does that happen ???????????????

[maxandskye]

Carl you know my lot well.

[Tookey]

Haha all so true! Love the photo of Fritz!!!

[Weehev]

those are great!

love the photos too