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Old 16-01-10, 12:45 PM
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Mastercard wedding

Master Card Wedding

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You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank?
everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, 'F---you!' Then he turned to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, 'I'm outta here.'

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this
guy goes through with the cha rad e, as if nothing were wrong..

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, tr ash ing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless' commercial out of this

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
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Old 16-01-10, 01:11 PM
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Old 16-01-10, 02:54 PM
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Old 16-01-10, 05:16 PM
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nice laugh

what a corker still lol i wish i was a guest.
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Old 18-01-10, 02:40 AM
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That is so funny!!!! LOL
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seen before,how about this one....NSFW!!

Mastercard Blowjob Commercial
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Old 23-01-10, 05:36 PM
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And a dog one at the end of these to stay on topic for the forum as it were:



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