Sheebas New Home

[Jo Jersey]

Sheeba's New Home day 15

Friday 31st October Daddy Mick stayed at home with me today we had lots of play i really wanted to show him how good i can be.He was trying to teach me to give him a paw (i didn't like to tell him that Jo has already taught me but she tells me to say please ) It's easy peasy Jo says "say please" i give her a paw,she gives me a treat, easy.It's no wonder i get confused!!!!!
I also helped Mick with his chores he went to get coal form the big black hole outside,so i went in the hole for him and brought out the coal one piece at a time it was great fun and i got really dirty (Jo won't be happy you should have seen the colour of her kitchen floor) When Jo got home from work and walked in the kitchen she said "what the" Mick explained i had helped him with the coal.Jo got the mop, out it's always on standby cos when i have a drink of water i like to stand in my bowl and pretend to swim in it. I love the mop i chase and bark at it,Jo just says i give up!!!!!!

[Jo Jersey]

Sheeba's New Home day 16

Saturday 1st November today is the day Jo does all her cleaning, i thought i could help her to day.Jo put some washing in the washer when it had finished she was pulling it out and putting it in the washing basket this is where i come in as she put it in i pull it back out Jo said i was a pain in the A**e.(Is that a good thing or not I'm not sure after all i was only trying to help) then out comes the brush one of my favourite things as she sweeps i cling on, not only is she sweeping up she can polish floor at same time I'm such a help to Jo. Then she goes in the lounge and started moving the sofa over (why) omg she has brought my big bed back in and put it under the window then she put my cushions and blanket in,it does look more cosy now.I might sleep in it i might not depends on how i feel later, i actually quite like the sofa.She then gets that horrible noisey sucker up thing out (Hoover) i hate it so i got in my new bed.(I must say it is very nice)

[Jo Jersey]

Sheeba's New Home day 17

Sunday 2nd November Jo took a photo of me in my new bed.I stayed there whilst Jo went out in the pouring rain to clean Coco out .(she must be mad ) Mick was doing god knows what in the kitchen,when it as only spitting Mick went out to help her (he's not daft).When Jo came in she was soaking wet
(she looked a right sight) but she just got changed and put more washing in the washing machine i'll try and be a pain in the A**e again when it's finished cos Jo likes it when i help her . Jo then put the dinner in the hot hole (oven) this thing is great she puts it in then this lovely smell fills the air and when she pulls it out again it's changed colour and smells delicious. Today she said we are having chicken (does that i'm getting some?)Once they had all eaten, Jo gave me a little, just to try, Omg it's bloody lovely much better than that stuff she gives me out of that big bag.Also today Jo has got another use for my sinbin( yipee no more sinbin for me) she has put it round the burny burny and put Micks socks on to dry.

[tazman]

That really made me chuckle, every time my kids went near the fire or cooker I used to say to them buny burny, even when the they went into the kitchen cuboards, but it always worked, keep up with the stories Jo, very enjoyable and funny

Kath xx

[Jo Jersey]

Oh Kath if only these were stories !!!! this is really happening to me.
Jo xxx

[GSDOWNER]

Originally Posted by Jo Jersey

Oh Kath if only these were stories !!!! this is really happening to me.
Jo xxx

lol Jo I think most of us are relating to this thread, its so funny reading, lol has made me realise how hard it is raising the gsd child

[Jo Jersey]

I'm so pleased you are finding this funny my life has been turned upside down lol and i would also like to say it's far easier going through labour giving birth and having a new born baby in the house.
Jo xx

[GypsyGSD]

Really enjoying reading this, it is bringing so many memories back, hard work but worth every moment colleen

[Jo Jersey]

Thanks colleen I agree it is hard work but she is worth it cos when she's good she's very good but when she's bad god help me!!!!

[GSDOWNER]

lol just come across this and thought of you jo

This morning, I woke up & kissed my dad's head. I peed on the carpet, then went back to bed. "The life of a puppy, oh my, this is great." Then I thought about breakfast, " I hope it's not late."

Mom took me outside, we walked for a while. This never fails, to make Mama smile. I sniffed of everything, that we did pass, I ate something weird -- it gave me gas.

I'm sure God loves me, I know that is true. He gave me so many great things to chew. Rugs, plants or rocks, I really don't care. What I truly like best, is Dad's underwear.

That obedience book, was sort of yummy. Though it didn't sit well on my poor puppy tummy. I threw up a bit, but that was all right, When Mom found it later, I was well out of sight.

I made streamers of T.P., while running at full speed. Mom's pretty quick -- but I was still in the lead. I flew under the bed, and Mom flew past, She stopped -- shook her head, and breathed, "You're too fast."

Mama later phoned Daddy, and said, "It was frightening!" That afternoon, she was sure I'd pooped lighting. She'd sat at the computer, while I chewed the cord, She thought I was mad, but I was just bored.

When Mama had enough, couldn't take anymore, That's when my tushy got shoved out the door. I love it inside, but outside is best. Lay in the cool grass, and had a good rest.

That didn't last long, there was too much to do-Can't quite remember where I hid Daddy's shoe. I found an old bone, and scratched at a flea, I watched the dumb squirrels as they jumped in a tree.

I barked at the kids, when they got off the bus. I can't figure out why this makes Mama fuss. I barked at the neighbor, I barked at the wind. I barked and barked, till Mom yelled, "COME IN."

The sun dipped in the west-soon Daddy would come! I sure love my daddy: we always have fun. I barked at my daddy, then turned on my charms, I woo-wooed, "Hello," then jumped in his arms.

Sitting under the table -- it's sooo hard to wait. Daddy slipped me a goodie right off his plate. I raced through the house, and scattered my toys, Ricocheted off the furniture, and made lots of noise.

Mom found her purse -- the one I abused. Daddy let loose a chuckle. Mom asked "Amused??" I cowered down low, I must be in trouble. Dad said, "Wasn't MY boy, it must be his double!"

Mom turned off the TV, and said, "Time for bed." Dad said "Let's go boy," and patted my head. I got in my spot, between Mom and Dad, I thought 'bout my day and what fun I had.

Mama kicked out my bone from the covers below, Then let loose a sigh -- a sigh deep and low. She gave me a kiss, and snuggled me tight, and whispered so softly, "My darling, goodnight."