Sheebas New Home

GSDOWNER · #1 30-10-08, 06:05 PM

Written by Jo Jersey, thro the eyes of Sheeba

GSDOWNER · #2 30-10-08, 06:06 PM

Sheeba's New Home Day 1

Hi please let me introduce myself.My name is Sheeba and i am eight weeks old.I am a German Shepherd and gorgeous, beautiful you name it, i'm it even a little s**t.I know this cos these big people i think you call them humans keep telling me so.
Anyway as i was saying on 17th October i was taken to a place they (the humans) call a vet and guess what he did ? he listened to my heart and checked me all over it was ok until the B******d stuck a needle in me.Then this woman they call Jo who i have met five times before and the little person thay call Katie came and took me to this little cottage they called this my new home.
I went in and there was a man they call Mick (he's the daddy man) i had a good sniff around it seems fine until after about an hour that Jo and Katie put me in a bath and bubbled me all up.They kept telling me it was going to make me into a pretty girl (please i'm a dog for gods sake) (you would think they knew that when they got me) and anyway i'm already gorgeous and beautiful.
After that delightful experiance they made a big fuss of me and gave me something to eat,they showed me my big bed (but i'm not sleeping in that it's huge) i decided i would make my own bed by the window(i have to show them who' boss).Oh i forgot to say i also live with two grumpy old cats one is called Twinks and the other is called Bonnie all they want to do is hiss at me and all i want to do is play.

GSDOWNER · #3 30-10-08, 06:06 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 2

The next morning 18th October Mick went off to work (god he gets up early)and Jo come down with Twinks about two hours later and was really pleased with me cos i didn't chew anything (what does she think i am an animal).Twinks wasn't happy to see me and shot out of the cat flap just like a scaredy cat he he he.Jo kind of closed the door but it didn't matter cos i just went through the cat flap.she asked me to show her how i did it so i did and guess what? i got stuck and was swinging in the cat flap (so undignified) Jo got me out ,once she stopped laughing (I'm going to have to show her who's boss).Mick Jo & Katie played with me all day it was great i know i am going to like it here

GSDOWNER · #4 30-10-08, 06:07 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 3

Sunday 19th October (today is the day i'm going to show Jo I'm the boss) when she came down i bit her ankles, that showed her, or so i thought ! You'll never guess what she did ? she built me a sin bin.It's like a naughty corner and i have to stay there until i can act nicely.I gave her my puppy dog eyes after about twenty seconds she let me out.So i promptly bit her again and she promptly put me back in the sinbin (i not like it in there must stop biting Jo) I think she is showing me that she is the boss.

GSDOWNER · #5 30-10-08, 06:07 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 5

Tuesday 21st October Jo let me go out in the yard and you will never believe what else they have got? a rabbit called Coco he is so funny he can't walk properly he jumps everywhere i love to watch him and when he stop jumping i bark and he jumps again (i can be the boss of him).In the yard i did a big poo it was great Jo said i was a super star and gave me a treat.I must remember to do poo in yard Jo likes it, and i want Jo to like me.
Jo went to the school to pick Katie up and when they came home they had been to a place they call the shops and had lots of nice interesting smells in bags,they were busy putting all this stuff away so i wasn't getting any attention so i nipped Katies ankles again (just to let her know i was here you understand) she put me in the sinbin and went up the mountain (you humans call the moutain, stairs).(One day i'm going up there but what ever you do don't tell that Jo).Jo was on the phone daddy man Mick was in the kitchen (i know this cos i went to the door near the yard) but he didn't let me out, too busy making the boss a coffee,so i went to front door and pooed everywhere.My god what a commotion they made about that.Not my fault a girl has got to go when a girls got to go.

GSDOWNER · #6 30-10-08, 06:08 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 6

Wednesday 22nd October today i really showed Katie who's boss i nipped her ankles as soon as she come down stairs,she ran and was standing on the sofa lol (i love it) but then you know Jo ( the Boss) she told Katie to get down and she put some really horrible smelly stuff on her ankles called Vicks,apparently another human called Joanne who has set up a GSD forum, told her to do this (What is it with these people called Jo, they are so dambed clever) That Vicks make me sneeze (i not like it) and now all the humans feet and ankles stink of Vicks.
Jo then put me in her car on my new blanket, she said it was a pressie from auntie Sue (iv'e never met her,but she must be really kind cos she sent me a pressie.I luv my blanket) then Katie got in and we took her to School,on the way back i didnt feel very well and all my breakfast came back up on my new blanket,Jo said not to worry i'd been sicky icky.Jo picked me up and took me inside the house i had a drink of water and got the hicky ups Jo said for me to go night night so i went to bed.When i woke up Jo had washed my new blanket and put it in the yard to dry.Then Jo got in the bath and bubbled her self up (nobody held her like they did me) and you will never guess what she did next ,she got this pink thing and it took all the fur off her legs (she'd better never do that to me) Humans are so weird. Jo went to get dressed and we went in the yard with my ball,Jo threw it,i ran after it , i took it back to Jo and she was so pleased with me she gave a treat this we did over & over again until i got bored(god that woman would play all day if i'd let her) we went back in and i went to bed i was totally knackered.

GSDOWNER · #7 30-10-08, 06:08 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 7

Thursday 23rd October just the usual routine in the morning you know Jo gets up comes down the mountain (stairs) makes coffee shouts up the mountain to Katie,Jo goes in kitchen makes Katie breakfast they get washed and dressed and Jo takes Katie to school she left me at home today ( thank god ).When Jo got back she was like a mad woman, she told me she was doing the cleaning when she had finished she got this really noisey thing out and it sucked up all the mess off the floor (i ran and climbed up the cushions i use for my bed and managed to get on the sofa before she sucked me up) when she had finished she told me to get down so i did, like a good girl (the thing is i now know how to get on sofa ha ha) when she goes out i'm going to try again.Jo & i went in the yard again with my ball to play fetch i was really enjoying myself until the silly cow lost my ball under the shed .Mick came home from work early and took Jo out,they were gone for 1 1/2 hours, when they got back they put their heads round the door, and both of them were really pleased with me cos everything was still in place(what do they expect me to do) i just go to bed.Mick left the door open to the mountain and guess what,i got a quarter way up before that bloody Jo saw me and carried me down ( i want to know whats up there, and also why scardey cat Twinks is allowed up there and i'm not) When Katie got home from school Jo took her out and when they got back they had bought me two new toys called a frisby,one is really soft and apparently that one is for the sea (whatever that is,all i know it's somewhere Mick the daddy man and Katie is going to take me there,not in the car i hope) the other is really hard plastic they said it would be good for me to chew on.It would be better if they threw it but the boss Jo said no in case it hurt my mouth i knew she liked me.

GSDOWNER · #8 30-10-08, 06:09 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 8

Friday 24th October i thought i would try my luck again and show Jo who's boss, i had a right go at her ankles and slippers she was not happy and put Vicks back on her feet (she knows i don't like it)
She then took Katie to school and didn't come back (i must have been really bad, cos she always comes back) 2 hours later she came home (i can tell she's not happy,well neither am i, so i pooed under her table i knew i could go outside, i just wanted to piss her off for leaving me on my own.She is really angry now she put me in the yard on my own! ( i don't care i have a bed in the shed and some of my toys in there) next thing the sky started crying on me i don't know why , i didn't bark at it, i did nothing honest.Jo let me back in so i showed her i can be a good girl and went to bed whilst she got on with her cleaning.Next thing i heard a really strange noise it went ding dong ,ding dong what ever it is it woke me up.Next a lady called Dor come in and she has brought a white thing with her.Mick & Jo have put it at the door near the hall, now i can't get to the bloody mountain i'm never going to get up there!

GSDOWNER · #9 30-10-08, 06:09 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 9

Saturday 25th October Mick & Jo were first up we all went in the yard for a play i really enjoyed showing Mick how i bring things back for Jo eg. my ball her dustpan & brush anything i can get my teeth into really.I then found my 1st twig and i took it to Mick he made a real big fuss of me (i must find more twigs he likes them).Mick & Jo then went out,whilst they were out Katie come down the mountain and i was really nice with her, i didn't nip her (i just couldn't be bothered) also i wanted to show her i can be a good girl.When Mick & Jo got back Katie told them i had been a good girl, they were carrying bags i wonder if they bought me a new toy. Mick & Jo were in the kitchen so i sat and watched what they were doing, Jo told me she was preparing veg for coco there was loads of it ,she washed it and started cuting it into small pieces.Mick started to take the old cat flap out (why) then he made a huge noise (i not like it i went to my bed). When Jo had finished she came into the lounge so i went to play with her cos she likes it,she sat on the floor with me i got all excited and by accident (i swear it was an accident i nipped her nose) she let out a squeal like my brothers and sisters used to do so i backed off Jo put her hands over her nose and was crying,Mick came in to see what had happened.Jo had got all this red stuff dripping off her nose.(god what did do) Mick went mad and really shouted at me "to get to my bed" i've never seen Mick so angry i thought i'd better not mess with him so i put my tail between my legs and went to bed.Mick got tissues to hold on Jo's nose then he made Jo laugh cos he said "she was only trying to tell you to keep your nose out of it". I tried to say i'm sorry to Jo but she is not happy with me, she keeps telling me to go away and that she is not my friend.(I'm keeping away from her for a while i'll try to make friends later when she's not so angry).

GSDOWNER · #10 30-10-08, 06:10 PM

Sheebas New Home Day 10

Sunday 26th October Mick was up first as usual, he feeds us all (thats me, Bon Bon ,Twinks & Coco) I have noticed when he feeds Bon Bon he gets an injection out of the fridge and pulls the fur up at the back of her neck and sticks the needle in (she doesn't bother) he explained to me it's cos she's diabetic ( i hope i don't get diabetes)
when i get old like her.Jo came down the mountain and i can see what i did yesterday i gave her a scratch across her nose (don't tell her but it looks funny) i must be nice to her today.Jo has just called me over to her, she must want to be my friend again, i know,i'll take her one of my toys.Jo accepted my toy and began playing with me. I think she understands i didn't mean to hurt her.Mick and Jo went in the yard so i followed them,they were making a big fuss of Twinks so i barked at Twinks (how dare she take the attention away from me) she was sat on the bench so i tried to jump up at her, and guess what she did (she hissed at me and scratched my head i yelped and tried to get her again,so she did it again,she's not such a scardey cat after all) Mick and Jo were giving her loads of praise saying "Good for you Twinks Good for you"Jo checked my over and saw i was ok and explained to me that Twinks is 13 years old and this is her home as well.I put myself to bed (i feel really sorry for myself now).I have just realised the big noise Mick was making in the kitchen yesterday, he has put in a new cat flap with a window so Twinks & Bon Bon can see if i am by the door.The New cat flap also has a lock on it to stop me getting out whilst Coco has a big stretch and jump around the yard .Jo then went into the kitchen and put the meat in the oven and turned the veg on for lunch,she then went on the computer (bet she's on that GSD forum again, getting tips on how to put me in my place,damn that forum).Next a funny smell was coming from the kitchen you'll never guess what's happened,Jo has burnt the veg (it stinks).Jo did some more veg then went back on computer,then we heard crying in the yard, Jo & i went out to see what was wrong it was Twinks,i didn't bark at her i just backed away from her (her claws hurt)